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Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Around the world moto trips just aren't realistic for the vast majority of us. Celebrate your devotion to epic short-term adventures with this candle-inspired design featuring the dorkiest ADV rider on the Internet.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Join the Army of Dorkness and celebrate your devotion to dorky motorcycling content and obscure B-movies from the early 90's.

Description: Walking through the woods is slow. Riding through the woods is faster!

Description: Motorcycles may be expensive, but therapists are expensive-er

Description: Show your appreciation for our less-obnoxious two-wheeled brethren.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Show the world you were watching "before it was cool" by rocking the OG Dork in the Road Logo.

Description: Perhaps you're a fan of Dorky RC Car shenanigans, instead?

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: Show off your devotion to classic gaming AND dorky motorcycling content simultaneously!

Description: The "new and improved" icon of your favorite Internet Riding Buddy. Now with more pudginess!

Description: The "new and improved" icon of your favorite Internet Riding Buddy. Now with more pudginess!

Description: The "new and improved" icon of your favorite Internet Riding Buddy. Now with more pudginess!